The first thought I had was that these are really cute. The second thought was, "Man, it would be really funny to strangle someone with these."

The "Original Bionic Energy Drink," I'm assuming "bionic" translates to "ass." Notice the Pretz in the background. I believe they were "Teriyaki Turd" flavor.

Deal.

Evidence that Manjiro has been to Japan before Su-Jin and I.

I don't know when the apocalypse will start, but this looks like a sign of it.

Me playing Time Crisis 4. I didn't know there was a Time Crisis 3.